The Viper Pit 2025

Yeah we’ve done merch before…

But this one? This one’s filth in fabric form.

It’s not subtle. It’s not classy.

It’s pure Viper Pit energy on your back — and probably someone else’s hands later.

“Helping the unshaggable get shagged since 2015.”

Finally, a shirt that speaks your truth so you don’t have to mumble it over your third pint of Dark Fruits.

It’s available online now and will be posted next week, just in time for:

– pulling in pub gardens

– giving your ex trust issues

– and being the sexiest disappointment at any family gathering

You won’t look fit.

But you will look like you might be good in bed and bad at texting back.

Which, let’s face it, is the dream.

Limited stock. Once they’re gone, you’re just a minger in a plain tee.

Grab yours now — link’s in the description.

Only from The Viper Pit.

Inked, unfiltered, and full of bad decisions since 2015.

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